HAIL HITLER!
POINT OF VIEW: By "Joe" Gibana
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POLITICS:
Philippines
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President (DU30)takes sleeping pills > NO WONDER! DUDIRTY DREAMING IN HIS SPEECHES HE IS IN GERMANY, HE IS HITLER?
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Romualdez hails Duterte siblings' win > HAIL HITLER! HAIL HITLER! HAIL HITLER!
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Duterte tags Trillanes' mom, Napoles in alleged anomalous helmet deal > NO PROBLEM IF THEY WERE GERMAN NAZI HELMETS? Lacson to bashers: I’m not posturing for 2022 > UNLESS WITH DUDIRTY'S ENDORSEMENT!
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS:
Philippines-China
Duterte wants Recto Bank incident jointly probed by Philippines, China and neutral country DFA chief rejects joint probe offer of China > ANO BA TALAGA KUYA? ------------ Senators oppose joint probe of boat sinking at Recto Bank > SAWA NA MGA SENADOR SA LUTONG MACAO!
ASEAN
Duterte to push for protection of OFWs at Asean > THIS IS AN OLD SONG!
AROUND THE WORLD
Global Affairs Trump’s Middle East policy – talk first,
think later > WHAT! DO YOU HAVE A THINKING BRAIN? TALKING BRAIN MAYBE?
Ethiopia coup attempt sees army chief shot dead by bodyguard > CAN'T TRUST SOMEONE NOW ANYMORE, MOSTLY WIVES?
Dolphins at an oceanarium look intrigued by little girl's dolphin toy. > DOLPHIN TOY AN ALIEN? . ---------------------------------------------------------------
BASKETBALL - NBARaptors' Danny Green on potentially visiting Donald Trump White House: 'Hard no' > DUDIRTY IS AFRAID OF 'YELLOW'. HE WAS BORN BLUE BABY?
AROUND THE GALAXY
ALIENS
'No explanation': Flying objects over Kansas City leave locals suspecting aliens. > INVITED BY TRUMP IN REPUBLICAN CONVENTION. THEY'LL HACK BIDEN'S EMAILS.
THE KANSAS CITY ALIEN INSIDE THE UFO, STICKING HIS HEAD OUT? > Squirrel in peril: Firefighters, police and a veterinary clinic combine forces to rescue a red squirrel that had gotten its tiny head stuck in a manhole cover in Germany.
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