“It was a one-time thing.”
We spoke with two anonymous women to find out what it’s really like to get a post-massage hand-job from a stranger.
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What is your relationship status?
Woman A: Married, but we live apart Monday through Friday.
Woman B: Currently dating someone.
How many times have you gotten a happy ending massage?
Woman A: Many times.
Woman B: It only happened that once and I haven’t gotten one since.
Does your partner know you get happy ending massages?
Woman A: I never told him but unfortunately he found out recently when he saw some texts from a phone number he didn’t recognize. He became really jealous and therefore much more attentive to me, which was absolutely a benefit. At the same time, if he had said it was over between us because of that, I would have accepted it. I want an open marriage at this point, but he doesn’t, and this seemed to be the best solution for us in my mind. I figured I’d tell him when we were old and gray, but then he found out. However, he only thinks it happened once and it has happened many times.
Woman B: It only happened once, but my partner at the time knew it happened and so does my current partner. My ex seemed to think it was exciting and wanted to hear every detail.
What led you to first seek out happy ending massages?
Woman A: I wasn’t intending to go in for a happy ending massage, it just happened. I couldn’t believe it.
Woman B: It definitely was not a planned thing. It just sort of happened.
What was your first happy ending massage experience like?
Woman A: The first time it happened I had a coupon for a facial and massage because I wanted to schedule some pampering for myself. The second I walked into the place, a guy caught my eye. He had a hot body, killer eyes, and he was tattooed, which gets my blood going. I went in weekly for about four months after that. He swears he never had done a happy ending before, but he was really into me. During the massage, he began to get closer and closer to my vagina and then brought me to climax. He said he loved how I arched my back in pleasure.
Woman B: I was getting a deep tissue massage and was enjoying it greatly when the masseuse started to go past the normal boundaries just a bit. He could tell I enjoyed it, and I subtly encouraged it, so it progressed from there. He lowered the volume of his voice and it started to sound husky, which did change the mood. Then as he was working on my legs and working up my thighs, he’d ask if it felt good. Once he got to my groin, the pressure from his thumbs felt really good, and I noticed that my breathing and responses were changing. Interestingly, the guy wasn’t particularly attractive, but he was not unattractive. If he was someone that had hit on me in a bar, it wouldn’t have gone anywhere.
Do you go to the same masseuse every time or mix it up?
Woman A: Same guy, but it didn’t always end with a happy ending and I was cool with that.
Woman B: N/A
Where do the massages take place?
Woman A: At the salon that he was working at, which has since closed even though it’s a chain. I haven’t found a new place to go yet and I miss it.
Woman B: Mine took place on a cruise ship.
Do you speak to the masseuse?
Woman A: We speak very little.
Woman B: Yes. He asked me questions about what felt good and I gave him simple answers.
What is your favorite technique the masseuse has used to get you off?
Woman A: Regular manual stimulation.
Woman B: Deep massage to the point where it’s painful, then adding pressure and rubbing the inside of the thighs, breasts, across my stomach and hips, and then stimulation of the labia and clit.
Are they always manual stimulation only?
Woman A: No. We’ve also had sex, including anal.
Woman B: Yes.
Do you always have an orgasm?
Woman A: Yes.
Woman B: That time I did, yes.
Do you clean up afterward or does the masseuse?
Woman A: He does.
Woman B: The masseuse brought me a towel and some water and then left the room until I was dressed.
How much does it cost?
Woman A: $75.
Woman B: I have no idea since it was not specifically on the spa menu as a “happy ending massage,” so it was the same price as a regular massage.
How much do you tip?
Woman A: I tipped the first time, but since then I haven’t. I brought him sushi once.
Woman B: I gave a large tip of $150 as I had been very sexually frustrated for years, and this was an incredible gift to me. The masseuse actually changed the tip to show that I’d only given him $50, since I imagine he wasn’t supposed to be doing that, and didn’t want to look too suspicious.
What kind of relationship do you have with your masseuse?
Woman A: Just sexual, but in a perfect world, he’d be my dream husband. He cooks, has a dog, and is gorgeous.
Woman B: Sexual. It was a one-time thing.
Are there any rules you must follow when getting a massage? Any rules the masseuse must follow?
Woman A: No rules.
Woman B: No rules.
What need do the massages fill for you? An emotional need? Or a sexual one? Something else?
Woman A: Sexual. I’ve always have been very sensual and only seeing my husband on the weekends isn’t enough for me, but it was his choice not to live where I live, so that’s that.
Woman B: It was purely sexual.
Is there anything about the process that you wish were different?
Woman A: I wish I were single.
Woman B: That he wasn’t on a cruise ship and I could have gone back to see him. Fortunately, at this point I’m in a relationship that’s keeping me very content. But if things changed, I’d definitely seek out another happy ending massage.
Have you ever had a bad happy ending massage?
Woman A: No, but one time it didn’t have a happy ending because it wasn’t a good day for him. I didn’t care that I didn’t get it, I just felt bad that he wasn’t having a good day.
Do your friends know you get happy ending massages? What are their reactions?
Woman A: My BFFs know and think I’m lucky and are happy for me.
Woman B: I only told a couple of friends and they wanted to know what cruise ship it was and if there was some secret signal they could give the masseurs so they could get one too.
What do you think the biggest misconception about happy ending massages is?
Woman A: That it’s sleazy and wrong.
Woman B: That only men in seedy areas get them.
What advice would you give to other people who are considering getting a happy ending massage?
Woman A: You have to be careful about your health, physically and emotionally. Don’t do it if you think you’ll get attached.
Woman B: Don’t think about the expectations you have for the erotic portion of the massage. In a great massage, you’re never ready for it to end and you always wish they’d kept going. The happy ending is simply the natural extension of that with a great release at the end.
From: Cosmopolitan US