A SHRIMP WITH COCK’S TAIL? KUYA WILL’S PET?

POINT OF VIEW: By "Joe" Gibana

PHILIPPINES:
Social-
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Monday night rain in QC could fill 5,000 
Olympic- sized swimming pools —PAGASA 6/26/2019
> JUST IN TIME FOR ASIAN GAMES...

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Duterte admits Mindanao ‘still a dangerous place’ even 
after martial law - M.Times:26/6/2019
> YOUR PRESENCE MADE THE WHOLE PHILIPPINE DANGEROUS COUNTRY!

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5,059 examiness pass the the Nurse Licensure exams
> ALL TOWNS AND CITIES MUST HAVE GOVERNMENT HOSPITALS
TO TRAIN LICENSED NURSES TO QUALIFY ABROAD.

Politics-
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Duterte: If you don't want federalism, fine. 6/26/2019
> YOU CAN'T FOOL FILIPINOS ALL TIME!

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President (DU30)takes sleeping pills
> NO WONDER! DUDIRTY DREAMING IN HIS SPEECHES 
HE IS IN GERMANY, HE IS HITLER?

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Romualdez hails Duterte siblings' win
>  HAIL HITLER! HAIL HITLER! HAIL HITLER!

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EDITORIAL: Undiplomatic Teddy- M.Times 6/26/2019
> DUDIRTY'S DFA PRIMARY PRE-QUALIFICATION FOR DIPLOMATS.

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CIDG releases ‘Bikoy’ from protective custody
>  DUDIRTY: GIVE 'BIKOY' REVISE SCRIPT! 
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Hey, Boba... Someone give her a brain!
>  LOCSIN JOINED BRAINLESS DUDIRTY. LOCSIN, 
DO YOU GOTTA BRAIN? 

INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS:

Philippines-China

Duterte wants Recto Bank incident jointly probed by 
Philippines, China and neutral country DFA chief rejects 
joint probe offer of China
> ANO BA TALAGA KUYA?

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‘BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS’ China won’t stop fishing in 
Philippines’ EEZ, says Duterte 6/26/2019
> HEY BRO, WHAT'S FRIENDS FOR?
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 SHOWBIZ

‘Hipon Girl’ Herlene ipinakita ang kaseksihan 
sa suot na cocktail dress . 6/25/2019
> ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES, A SHRIMP WITH COCK'S 
TAIL!

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ASEAN

ASEAN to host 2034 World Cup- Thai PM

> ASEAN AGAINST THE WORLD... GO! GP! GO!

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AROUND THE WORLD

USA:

You’ re not my type, Trump tells accuser- M.Times 6/26/2019
 > A MANIAC LIKE DUDIRTY ARE JUST AFTER SEX, LOOKS DOESN'T MATTER ?

Ethiopia coup attempt sees army chief shot dead by 
bodyguard 6/24/2019
> CAN'T TRUST SOMEONE NOW ANYMORE, MOSTLY WIVES?

Dolphins at an oceanarium look 
intrigued by little girl's dolphin 
toy. 
> DOLPHIN TOY AN ALIEN?


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BASKETBALL - NBA


Raptors' Danny Green on potentially visiting Donald Trump 
White House: 'Hard no' 
> DUDIRTY IS AFRAID OF 'YELLOW'. HE WAS BORN BLUE BABY?

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AROUND THE GALAXY

ALIENS

WAG KUKURAP
Lalaki, tumagos nga ba sa isang nakakandadong steel gate?
> KANSAS CITY ALIENS ARE HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES?